So, when I said I had goals this year- I wasn’t joking. This isn’t like the time I decided to learn how to knit. Or, that I was going to be some famous cake decorator. Or, the time I started private investigation.
No, people this is serious. I have momentum. And granted, it is only- two weeks into the New Year, I really mean business!! Some things on my list I don’t have control over after a certain point… I just have to do what I can do, leave no stone unturned, and send it out into the universe and hope that it comes back to me. And it will, because its 2009. This is my year. This isn’t the year of the monkey. Or dog. This is the year of D-E-A-N-N-A.
Today was the first day of school. I wore my pajamas.
Four days until D-day. I’m starting Weight Watchers, for the 3204582309458th time. Normal people go to the meetings, or even do it online. Not I. I’m cheap. And on a budget. I’m doing it alone, since I have all the items, etc. I decided I will post my weekly progress here- because it will keep me accountable. Then if I skip a week, you all can yell at me. Sound good?
I hope everyone is staying warm. It’s below zero here. I was standing at the gas pump today and I started wondering if anyone’s hands has ever frozen to the handle of the pump- you know, like A Christmas Story kind of way. I started pondering about it so much that I switched hands every 10 seconds. And then I started wondering what would I actually do if that happened? Your not supposed to use your cell phone at the pump… so you couldn’t call for help. The gas station attendant was probably restocking chips on the other side of the store, and wouldn’t notice or see if anything was wrong. So, I decided, that if that ever truly happened to me- that I would have to pee on my own hand, to unfreeze it from the pump handle.
I’ll stop now. 
